killerqueenpetrova:

some kind of m a d n e s s has started to evolve.

killerqueenpetrova:

some kind of m a d n e s s has started to evolve.




joshhutchercat:

rainycx:

joshhutchercat:

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG




yesimstacysmom:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up




lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka




tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’




the-disco-king:

here’s a tegu we ran into downtown last year




captain america: the winter soldier in quotes [pt 1.]




janesfoster:

Ode to Apollo 11 and the joy of discovery + Star Trek (x)







waspberries:

Bringing Sexy Back

A comic about me not being sexy. All real experiences how fun!




oomshi:

as soon as I see a cute celebrity I google their height I have to make sure this relationship will work




prettyboystyles:

let’s talk about the fact that girls get literal death threats for taking nudes but guys get high fives and pats on the back




blvckzoro:

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

Man listen….